Funny you should ask.
The second week started off well enough - if by "well enough" you mean that one of your children woke you up at 2 am because he was vomiting uncontrollably.
I mean, there's nowhere but up from there, right?
Today 75% of my kids are home due to illness of one kind or another. Between them they have: a sore throat, a cough, a stomach ache, a head ache, a runny nose and a serious case of the whines.
It could be fatal.
For me, I mean.
I don't know what sort of medicine will cure what ails them. But I'm pretty sure all I need is some take-out sushi and a good night's sleep. At least one of those things is guaranteed to be mine tonight.