Some of you women out there only have boy babies, and while you love your babies, there might be one small part of you that wishes, just every so often, for a girl. With a girl, you reason, you get to buy those cute pink clothes. You get to brush hair and paint toenails. You get to watch Dora and play shopping.
Prepare to be jealous. Because just now, I finished a rousing afternoon of play with my little girl. That's right: Kyra and I just finished up playing... with a whoopee cushion.